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 Funny Quotations About Drink

• Sir, if you were my husband, I would poison your drink: Lady Astor to Winston Churchill
  Madam, if you were my wife, I would drink it: Was Winston's reply.
• Work is the curse of the drinking class: Oscar Wilde.
• When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading: Henny Youngman.
• He was a wise man who invented beer: Plato.
• He talked with more claret than clarity: Susan Ertz
• One reason I don't drink is that I want to know when I am having a good time: Nancy Astor
• Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy: Benjamin Franklin.
• You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on: Dean Martin.
• The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind : Humphrey Bogart.
• Why is American beer served cold? So you can tell it from urine: David Moulton.
• You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline; it helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer: Frank Zappa.
• Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut: Ernest Hemmingway.
• Always remember that I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me: Winston Churchill.
• I would kill everyone in this room for a drop of sweet beer: Homer Simpson
• I drink to make other people interesting: George Jean Nathan.
• The intermediate stage between socialism and capitalism is alcoholism: Norman Brenner
• An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools: For Whom the Bell Tolls, Ernest Hemmingway.
• My Grandmother is over eighty and still doesn't need glasses. Drinks right out of the bottle:  Henny Youngman
• There are two things that will be believed of any man whatsoever, and one of them is that he has taken to drink: Booth Tarkington